“Unless you are absolutely sure that there is life after death, this is the only chance you get to prove your humanity.”
Joseph and Sarah L married each other 120 times after almost as many divorces over trivial matters. They were sixty and fifty-eight at their last marriage, only three weeks before Sarah died of heart failure and Joseph drowned himself in the bath. Their final marriage contract still hangs on the door of their house. It is basically a record of all the arguments that broke up their previous marriages.
record dad talking, because he is so damn wise
write more
drink avocado seed tea and see if it cures that cold
practice CSS
call health insurance
buy yoga mat
stop watching so much Breaking Bad and finish reading your book
wash those clothes you want to give away
make more delicious dinners
snack less
